Zerstoren Mich

Questions not usually asked:

• 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
• 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
• 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
• 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
• 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
• 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
• 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
• 8: Do you have freckles?
• 9: Do you always smile for pictures?
• 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
• 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
• 12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
• 13: What about pooped in the woods?
• 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
• 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
• 16: How many people have you slept with this week?
• 17: What size is your bed?
• 18: What is your Song of the week?
• 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
• 20: Do you still watch cartoons?
• 21: Whats your least favorite movie?
• 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
• 23: What do you drink with dinner?
• 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
• 25: What is your favorite food?
• 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
• 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
• 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
• 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
• 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
• 31: Can you change the oil on a car?
• 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
• 33: Ever ran out of gas?
• 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
• 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
• 36: What is your usual bedtime?
• 37: Are you lazy?
• 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
• 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
• 40: How many languages can you speak?
• 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
• 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
• 43: Are you stubborn?
• 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
• 45: Ever watch soap operas?
• 46: Are you afraid of heights?
• 47: Do you sing in the car?
• 48: Do you sing in the shower?
• 49: Do you dance in the car?
• 50: Ever used a gun?
• 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
• 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
• 53: Is Christmas stressful?
• 54: Ever eat a pierogi?
• 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
• 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
• 57: Do you believe in ghosts?
• 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
• 59: Take a vitamin daily?
• 60: Wear slippers?
• 61: Wear a bath robe?
• 62: What do you wear to bed?
• 63: First concert?
• 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
• 65: Nike or Adidas?
• 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
• 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
• 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
• 69: Ever take dance lessons?
• 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
• 71: Can you curl your tongue?
• 72: Ever won a spelling bee?
• 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
• 74: Own any record albums?
• 75: Own a record player?
• 76: Regularly burn incense?
• 77: Ever been in love?
• 78: Who would you like to see in concert?
• 79: What was the last concert you saw?
• 80: Hot tea or cold tea?
• 81: Tea or coffee?
• 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
• 83: Can you swim well?
• 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
• 85: Are you patient?
• 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
• 87: Ever won a contest?
• 88: Ever have plastic surgery?
• 89: Which are better black or green olives?
• 90: Can you knit or crochet?
• 91: Best room for a fireplace?
• 92: Do you want to get married?
• 93: If married, how long have you been married?
• 94: Who was your HS crush?
• 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
• 96: Do you have kids?
• 97: Do you want kids?
• 98: Whats your favorite color?
• 99: Do you miss anyone right now? who?
• 100: Why did your last thing with someone end?

• when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
• when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
• when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately